The Joker’s violent attention-comedy bullshit would 100% just not work if his main opponent was John Constantine. Both because John is funnier than he is and just does NOT care. Joker would be bouncing around like “look at me, I’m so EEEEVILLLL” and John’s just bored because this isn’t even in the top ten evil things he’s seen this morning
Joker: hahaha, I’ve POISONED THE RESERVOIR
John, casually purifying it by dropping a charm no bigger than his pinkie into the water and then walking away: call me again when you’ve turned an orphanage into inside-out land sharks or something
Joker: *splutters*
Joker: you’re TOO LATE, Hellblazer! Now you have to choose between rescuing this civilian… or your PARTNER! Hahahahaha!
John, who specifically chose this partner because he was a serial killer and therefore expendable, and was also planning to feed him to Dagon tomorrow anyway: aw thanks mate, you’ve saved me an arseload of trouble
Joker: …
Joker: what the fuck is wrong with you
Joker: I am going to murder your ONE TRUE LOVE! AHAHAHAHA
John: haha I’m dating King Shark so good bloody luck
The other thing I have realized in my efforts today is that not only do Dracula and Mina have similar tastes in women, and men, they seem to have similar tastes in everything. Architecture. Trains. Everything. It’s uncanny
Mina, languishing:
Mina has a seething hatred of Dracula for the absolute pettiest of reasons but she is being So Brave About It but then she reads the diary and is like OH THANK GOD we have to kill him.
This is definitely because of Lucy’s murder and Jonathan’s imprisonment and not because he bought the last model train set she was eyeing for her collection. Definitely.
Mina, firing new holes in Dracula: This is for Jonathan! -bang- This is for Lucy! -bang- And this is for the limited edition single run gold-trim Central Pacific ‘Jupiter’ UP No. 119 - American Type model!
Dracula, spitting blood: It rolls so smooth on the tracks. Not that you’d know.
Mina, eyes blazing, barrel to his head: Play with it in Hell. -bang-
I know filoni straight up retconned Ahsoka’s tube top, but I think the alternative and funnier explanation is that adult ahsoka was so embarrassed by her 14 year old fashion sense that she imagined herself wearing a better outfit in her own force vision
Teen Ahsoka: Look at me, I am cool Jedi, I can wear tank top at the battlefield because I am That Good with the Force!
Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr
In retrospect it was high key insane that they had the activity feed embedded into your dash board like that
It’s why you never wanted a post to escape containment here. It literally made your dashboard unusable for days or longer, obscured by notifications that didn’t even stack. It was wild. I miss it.
Neil I'm doing a school assignment about millionaires and I chose to do you and one of the questions is what stores do they shop at is "probably Walmart" correct?
“Whatever’s nearest” is always correct for me. (I’m not sure where a Walmart is out here. Walmart was where I shopped a lot living in a small town in Wisconsin in the 1990s because it was the closest place that had stuff that was needed, but Mills Farm and Fleet was much more fun.)
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I'm not sure why I started a blog - no, wait, I am. I was bored. I do strange, strange things when I'm bored. A little about me: I'm a Brit in his early/mid 20s, a massive nerd. both in terms of pop-culture and history, a bit of a romantic, and a lot of a sports fan. I write for fun and am currently job-hunting.